Because I feel like being way fucking open
I have massive crampage coming from my uterus. Plus, I made Joe*ness feel bad for being such a jerk to me, so yeah. But unfortunately I have come to the conclusion that I am quite possibly in love with the freak. So, this past week has been a complete suckfest.
1) The Cubs lose. A LOT. Because they have decided to fucking suck.
2) Joe decides he doesn't like me.
3) I get my fucking period.
4) I get fucking sick.
5) I get massive cramps from the contractions of my fucking uterus.
6) Joe decides it's fun to flirt with me.
7) I discover I've fallen in love with the fucker.
Fuck.
PLEASE, shove a large object up my ass, maybe it'll get my mind off the pain in my uterus and my heart. Thanks.
1 Comments:
That was probably the most times I have seen "fuck" in one place at the same time. It amuses me. And don't fall for Joe. Falling for male friend=b(r)adness like whoa. Yeah...
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